Yan Bibiyan

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  Worst Movie Ever!

  by PublishingCult in

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  the room.

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  Yan Bibiyan

  Folks, you would have a field day if you saw some of the old Soviet movies. Believe me, the worst Hollywood productions are infinitely better than most of the Mosfilm miscarriages...
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  Fading When You Move, with a Twist of Lime

  by RayPublisher in

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  Yan Bibiyan

  Not to spoil your party, but that may be a mail fraud or some other nasty offense...The Borg recently used DMCA law to pull the elders manual from a bunch of sharing websites...with this they may have a field day skinning you slowly for the enjoyment of the old farts up north...

  And Caesar will have to help them with the whole thing too....courts and all.

  Not worth the potential trouble, IMO.
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  Multiply by a time, times, and half a time: What do you get?

  by ThomasCovenant in

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  1 time 8 = 8. .

  2 times 8 = 16. .

  half times 16 = 8. .

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  Yan Bibiyan

  ...also, "times" could be void of a numeric value - as in "good times"

  How's the math adding up then, uh?
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  Multiply by a time, times, and half a time: What do you get?

  by ThomasCovenant in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  1 time 8 = 8. .

  2 times 8 = 16. .

  half times 16 = 8. .

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  Yan Bibiyan

  My BIL has been in the Army in his younger years.

  I asked him: "If you were assigned a task where your life and the lives of the entire platoon depended on it - say defusing an antitank mine - and your platoon commander gave you the instructions: "turn the knob a time, times and a half a time to defuse, otherwise the mine will explode"...if the instructions were that "specific" would you just go ahead and do it, would you run back to the commander for clarification, or would you just stay out of it until confident in what you are doing"?

  Expectedly, he didn't have an answer....yet he is still in with his "Jehovah this-Jehovah that" wife....
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  ...How much Disaster Relief Money,will the WBT$ Divert from Japan?...

  by OUTLAW in

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  when there`s a disaster... the wbt$ money pig is never far away... .

  jehovah`s witness`s donate material,money and labour..to help fellow jehovah`s witness`s... then... .

  the wbt$ encourages jehovah`s witness`s affected by the disaster... to donate their allotted disaster relief money to the wbt$... will japan escape the wbt$ money pig?...

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  Yan Bibiyan

  I say easily one Billion Dollars.

  And since Outlaw is big on visuals, here is what it would look like:

  
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  Nightmares

  by palmtree67 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  first of all, i have severe arachnophobia.

  rationally, i know most spiders are harmless, but something takes over my brain and my body when i see one........i totally freak out, i can't help it.

  they are little pieces of death, wrapped in scarey...... .

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  Yan Bibiyan

  Well, people afraid of flying have taken up flying lessons in attempt to deconstruct the mechanics of flying and see why it's the safest means of transportation....

  Maybe you can learn somenthing about the creatures and understand their complete apathy towards humans....just saying.

  Hope you find a cure; phobias are no fun..
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  Knock-knock joke

  by parakeet in

  1. social
  2. humour

  there was a knock on the door this morning.

  i opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "i'm a jehovah's witness.".

  i said "come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?".

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  Yan Bibiyan

  I thought this will be a "knock-knock, who is there?" joke...this one may be even better, though...
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  New watchtower

  by bohm in

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  2. friends

  the new watchtower is out (woooo) http://www.jw.org/ , and there is an article about "prophecies which has come true".

  the most funny one is the one about earthquakes since, well, there just isnt an increase in earthquakes:.

  what do the facts show?

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  Yan Bibiyan

  According to me, earthquakes are on the decline.

  Let me explain.

  Growing up in Eastern Europe, along a fault line, I vividly remember at least 5 earthquakes (the last one in 1989). I am talking the ground shaking, the walls squeaking, that unmistakable feeling in the core of your gut that something is throwing off your balance - if you've experienced an earthquake, you know what I am talking about...

  Fast forward now...in the last 20 years I've been living on the East US coast...not one earthquake, NOT ONE!

  There you have it....so, eat it JWs!

  -Yan
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  jw's for dummies

  by therevealer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  does that book look like one of the for dummies books.

  jw's for dummies.. .

  and what's with the "using every possible means" bit.

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  Yan Bibiyan

  A quote from the rag:

  "......These publications (banned in Russia) promote respect for God and his Word, the Bible. They encourage readers to develop thinking ability and to examine closely the doctrines and philosophies they are taught. Do you think such publications should be banned?"

  Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a-a--a-a-a-a..."They encourage readers to develop thinking ability and to examine closely the doctrines and philosophies they are taught."

  Are you f@#king kidding me!??!
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  Audio: WatchTower Teaching - Jesus will destroy people with mohawks

  by kurtbethel in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in this talk, has babylons judgment hour arrived, james reed claims that jesus will destroy people with mohawks, large belt buckles and colored hair, and not allow them into his kingdom.. this religion is getting nuttier and nuttier as it slips further into irrelevance.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whztkkyoqhi.

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  Yan Bibiyan

  Headbands? Well, then the Karate Kid is first on the list...